If you’re feeling a little compressed, explode into your full potential tonight. The usual place and time.

The gray is coming down, are you ready for those three months of sublime desolation punctuated by epic snow dumps? You’ve got your cache of soup fixins stashed? Firewood stacked?

Dance Benzie has been verified by aspiring noble prize winners to produce twice the vitamin D needed to scatter the impending gloom. Don’t take my word for it, stay at home and watch the documentary… OR, feel it firsthand – tonight. Break the chains before they’re forged. Plenty of room on the magnificent space ark.